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 Wally’s final fling—with a jolly big grin!

17.05.19. Wally, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone’s socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm, and who hangs over Wally’s arm and listens intently to his every word.
His friends at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, Wally, how’d you get such a trophy girlfriend?
Wally replies, She’s not my girlfriend………..she’s my wife.
They are bowled over, but continue to ask  –  So, how’d you persuade her to marry you?  I lied about my age Wally replies.
What, did you tell her you were only 50? 

Wally smiles and says, No, I told her I was 98.
{ 5 comments… add one }
  • Pensioner Pete 17/05/2019, 7:02 am

    Thanks MM Ed., an oldie but a goldie, made for a good chuckle to start the day.

  • Greg 17/05/2019, 8:35 am

    It’s good, but could it give others an idea?

  • Finn 17/05/2019, 9:04 am

    Wally went to the Docs before the wedding and was told, gently, “Wally, this could be dangerous y’know”,

    Wally gazed in the distance and paused, “yeh, I thought about that. But that’s life. If she dies, she dies”.

  • Biking Voter 17/05/2019, 9:31 am

    As if there aren’t already enough hypergamous women around. 😀😀

  • ibbit 17/05/2019, 9:46 am

    Smart move by a wise and knowing old man.

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