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iThe smartest virus ever will be hard to beat! 😊

                    THE SMARTEST VIRUS EVER  CREATED
*IT KNOWS DISTANCE: At 1.5 meters from someone it drops to  the ground but any closer and it will kill you.
*IT CAN COUNT: As long as there are no more than  5 in a room you are safe, any  more than that though and it will kill  you.
*IT KNOWS WHAT BUILDINGS IT IS  IN:  If you’re in a Stadium or Bunnings  you’re ok, but if you are at a Restaurant or  in Aged Care it will kill  you.
“IT KNOWS IF YOU ARE  EATING:  If you are eating you can take your  mask off in a restaurant, but if you are not eating  you had better put your mask on because it  will kill you.
*IT KNOWS WHETHER YOU ARE STANDING OR SITTING IN A  PUB/CLUB:  If you are sitting and drinking you  will be ok, but if you stand up and drink it will kill  you.
*IT KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TALKING AND  SINGING:  If you talk you will be  ok, but if you sing it will kill you.
*IT KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN  INSTRUMENTS:  If you play drums you will be safe,  but if you play a flute it will kill you.
* IT KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CHURCH AND  PROTESTS:  If you protest you will be ok, but if  you go to Church it will kill  you.
*IT KNOWS IF YOU ARE AN ESSENTIAL WORKER OR  NOT:  If you’re an Essential Worker you can go to  work and be safe even though you deal with multiple  people  everyday, but if you are not an  Essential Worker, say an Office Worker, and you work inside with the same  people every day, you had better work from home or it will kill  you.
“ALTHOUGH, I STILL  CAN’T UNDERSTAND HOW IT HAS TOLD PEOPLE TO HOARD  TOILET PAPER..!!!”

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  • Graham Richards. 24/07/2021, 6:16 am

    The virus sounds a hell of lot like a politician to me.

    • Penguinite 24/07/2021, 8:10 am

      Do you mean invisible, annoying and “Not Required on Voyage”?

  • GTD 24/07/2021, 6:29 am

    Great summary of the 🐂💩thrown at us 24 /7 by idiot politicians, unelected lying so called medical expert bureaucrats and corrupt MSM.
    Greatest kneejerk overreach in our history IMO..

  • Pensioner Pete 24/07/2021, 6:36 am

    Yet the suckers continue to line up for the ‘jab’ which by all accounts will lead to an early death, or much misery for their remaining days on earth.

    As has been stated here and elsewhere, why are our elected government/s withholding cheap and safe medicines which have decades of success in defeating such bugs, the medicines Ivermectin, Remdisvir, Hydroxychloroquine are proven to be effective in India, African states, and other savvy countries are using these medicines with outstanding successes.

    The time is well overdue for SlyMo to step up and release these medicines for use by our GP’s should we choose to do so. The continued statements from SlyMo and various government MP’s and officials on ‘mandating’ the ‘jab’ is not only illegal, but an affront to those of us who voted for our parliamentary representatives, whom at this time are NOT representing the electors in this matter, rather, they represent the edits of the corrupt UN.

  • Penguinite 24/07/2021, 8:13 am

    Data from Israel, the most vaccinated country per head of population, suggests vaccines are, at best, only 16% effective but may reduce hospitalisations. Sounds suspiciously like the flu to me!

  • Fedup 24/07/2021, 8:58 am

    Don’t forget this virus also knows the time & date of curfews in different states.

  • nev 24/07/2021, 9:14 am

    And at other times it’s plain dumb. While according to the EPA smoke at up to 0.7 microns is able to fly through your surgical mask. But COVID 19 virus at a minute 0.12 microns can’t figure how to get in or out.
    Even our chooks are smarter at working out where there is a hole they can fit through, however living in Queensland we all know not all chooks are up to the task either.

    • Theydon Wood 25/07/2021, 6:34 am

      My mind keeps going back to WW2 Britain. Everyone, that’s everyone with zero exemption had to carry a tight fitting,rubber sealed gas mask in case of attack. Yet the virus is defeated by a piece of paper loosely wrapped across the face.

  • Rubyred 25/07/2021, 9:42 am

    It appears to be a weapon of mass destruction as well.

  • Rubyred 25/07/2021, 9:45 am

    It appears to be a WMD as well

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