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Trump fake news steele


There are heavy hearts in Washington today.

The cat-loving silver-tail socialist, Christopher Steele, who used to be employed by MI6 – or so they say – has disappeared. And he did so fast that he left the lights burning and hurriedly asked his next-door neighbour if he could look after the cats he was abandoning.

Leaving the question trembling on everyone’s lips – who hired hired him to concoct this mistake riddled report?

So far the betting is on the Clinton camp, 6/4 on, with the sleazy Senator John McCain a willing helper to promote the report.

But the elite Republican Stop Trumpers are even money.

McCain professed, like the hypocrite he is, to have doubts about the report but felt it was his duty to hand it to James Comey, Director of the FBI who was in deep deep excrement over his ritual exoneration of Hillary Clinton and her emails. That report might help Comey to tell Trump to lay off him and Hillary. It didn’t work.

And another problem was that nobody would take it seriously until McCain claimed he got it from an ex-UK Ambassador. That give it a little bit of credibility to an unconvincing story. Unfortunately, the ex-Ambassadors are lining up to say, “It wisnae me!”

So now the world and his wife are looking for who paid Steele, and who peddled the report.

You can’t ask Steele. He has scarpered as we said, maybe they can ask his wife and four kids.

Yes, indeedy, he is not just a cat abandoner, he is a family abandoner too.

But we assume that it is only temporary until he can square matters off.

Believe it or not, he is on Linkedin. With a vagueness about his past on par with the vagueness of Barack Obama’s past.

If he was in MI6 there is no track of it. He was a ‘Second Secretary’ in Russia for a while in the 1990’s, then “First Secretary’ in Paris by 1998 then in the Commonwealth Office.

The Russians, suspicious as they should be in these circumstances, are regarding this as a cold-war hit on Russia.

So now has our spy-in-hiding got Smersh on his tail??

{ 11 comments… add one }
  • Graham Richards 14/01/2017, 7:28 am

    Ah McCain you’ve done it again.

    When Trump gets moving I’ll guarantee you won’t have a chance to do it again!

  • Biking Voter 14/01/2017, 9:34 am

    Another useless sacrificial entity thrown under the bus of the Clinton machine. They pick these relative unknowns as there is not much of a trail to follow and no legend, giving the Democrats perfect deniability.

  • Deano 14/01/2017, 11:10 am

    He might be hiding out with all those women who were lined up to come forward a few days before the election and reveal how Trump raped them. Remember them?

  • Zoltan 14/01/2017, 11:11 am

    Ever since Trump became a serious contender they’ve been trying to dig his “shit” and found none worthy of making public. This close to his assuming power I’d be very wary of coming up with lies.
    Trump obviously prefers to be on moral high ground, a very powerful stance.

    • nev 14/01/2017, 11:56 am

      When they discovered there was nothing to dig they made it up Zolty, that’s what they of the left do. The law they ignore and they have no idea what moral compass means, there’s no such thing as morality or immorality.
      Just like the left here, ABC, Media (main stream),labor, half the Liberals, greens, all just one huge incestuous cesspit of corruption. No knows who is up who or who’s not paying and nobody cares. You scratch my back I’ll scratch yours and anything goes!

  • Bill 14/01/2017, 2:32 pm

    if this story had any legs, does anyone honesty think the Clinton machine would not have released it prior to the election?

  • Joe Blogs 14/01/2017, 4:32 pm


    It must be true – the Vice Nincompoop (and brand new Presidential Medal of Freedom recipient) says so.

  • Sir Peter 14/01/2017, 6:42 pm

    I am sure I am not the only person to be utterly disappointed in The Donald back-pedalling on his suggestion that he would prosecute Hillary. The US political process can never regain any credibility until Bill and Hillary, the two most evil and corrupt polls in US history, are in jail. OR, in her case, executed.

    • Graham Richards 15/01/2017, 3:21 pm

      The Donald cannot prosecute her or anyone else……but his attorney general can & probably will. The President can’t legally stop him either!

      • Sebastian F 15/01/2017, 9:46 pm

        She will be prosecuted but Trump doesn’t want to look like he’s leading the charge. He cops enough flak from the corrupt media as it is.

  • Sebastian F 15/01/2017, 9:44 pm

    McCain is a grub.

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