“Where have you hidden the hair straightener and the turkey baster?”
Don’t know about the hair straightener but I think we all know where the turkey-baster went….EWWWWW!
And Madam, where is the lounge suite?
What’s inside your knickers?
Lucky the thief wasn’t Islamic and wearing a tent like the bloke in Switzerland who robbed a bank in a burka.
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