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Shopping or lifting madame?

Are you shopping or lifting Madame?

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  • Joe Blogs 01/09/2018, 6:49 am

    “Where have you hidden the hair straightener and the turkey baster?”

    • TommyGun 01/09/2018, 7:17 pm

      Don’t know about the hair straightener but I think we all know where the turkey-baster went….EWWWWW!

  • Pensioner Pete 01/09/2018, 7:01 am

    And Madam, where is the lounge suite?

  • luk1955 01/09/2018, 7:16 am

    What’s inside your knickers?

  • Penguinite 01/09/2018, 7:50 am

    Lucky the thief wasn’t Islamic and wearing a tent like the bloke in Switzerland who robbed a bank in a burka.

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