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  • Lorraine 08/08/2019, 9:38 am

    MM I have not heard a really good joke, it seems like it is not fun any more to poke fun, I miss it. no doubt everybody is offended ,if not for self then on behave of their friends or a distant relative

    • Aktosplatz 21/08/2019, 9:03 pm

      Subject: Joe’s Cowboy Boots.

      Joe, aged 80, always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.

      Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?”

      Margaret, age 75, looked him over. “Nope.”

      Frustrated, Joe stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.

      Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, “Notice anything different NOW?”

      Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan voice, “Joe, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday,

      it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow.”

      Furious, Joe yelled, “AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET”?

      “Nope, not a clue”, she replied.

      “IT’S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS”!

      Without missing a beat Margaret replied, “Shoulda bought a hat, Joe! Shoulda bought a hat”.

  • OPA 08/08/2019, 1:21 pm

    You’re right Lorraine! During lunch with some friends, one of them told me she was going overseas to visit some relatives. Related to some other conversation we has just before, I asked her whether she was going by plane or broom. Having a good sense of European humor she laughed and asked if she could use mine. Her friend sitting next to her glared at me with utter contempt. Noticing her attitude, I dug my own hole a bit deeper by saying Aussies are so busy looking for a reason to be offended, they no longer dare to make a joke, no matter how lame. On that our offence-taking ‘friend’ snorted, pushed back her chair and left. The lady who wanted to borrow my broom, looked at me and asked: ‘You think we’ll get in trouble if we laugh now, or should I also walk out pretending to be offended?

    • Lorraine 09/08/2019, 8:03 am

      that’s exactly how it is . thanks MM

  • Pepperpete 09/08/2019, 8:56 am

    It’s been about a year since we signed up to Netfix on the wobbly NBN. Since then Mrs Pepper and I have been astounded by the poor quality of modern movies and the lack of choice in topics and themes that are now being made. That was until I saw and article about how the Obama’s are big time Netfix production executives and are making their mark on the type and character of movies that the entertainment giant is investing in.
    Then it struck me. The Obama’s, both Barack (the mouth piece) and the Michelle (the arse) are Left wing idealists and that Netflix along with Facebook, Twitter and Google are equivalent to the propaganda ministry of the Nazis. Netflix, with the Obama’s production company is the Leni Riefenstahl of the propaganda arms of the ‘New Socialism’ sweeping the world.
    Resist now before it’s too late.

    • Albert 09/08/2019, 11:53 am

      Pepperpete, myself and lady friend have also had discussions about the poor quality of films these days and as a result we go searching for sources of older style movies. It surprises us not that the Obamas are behind the poor quality flops that are screened these days.
      There is much to be disappointed with in this day and age.

    • Pensioner Pete 10/08/2019, 9:47 am

      My better half and myself make a sport of picking the politically correct actors in movies and series, the cripple, the black woman, the Asian woman, the overweight male in a wheelchair, the Moslem, the Evil Caucasian and so forth and so on. It is rapidly approaching the point of watching modern movies and series is no longer worthwhile.

      • luk1955 11/08/2019, 7:24 am

        My funniest movie ever is “Blazing Saddles”. Mel could not make such a movie today. My favorite old tv series besides MASH is “All in the Family” where racial and religious stereotypes were thrown around like mad. We need more shows like that now.

      • luk1955 11/08/2019, 7:26 am

        Hey PP, the overweight males these days are the ones out of the wheelchairs. Many of them look like popping out a baby at any moment. I’m just trying to build up the courage to ask one of them when the baby is due.

      • Bwana Neusi 12/08/2019, 12:00 pm

        PP – Our pastime is to turn the sound off during the adverts and then try to figure out what the hell they are trying to sell – harder than you think since there is little relevance between the message and the pictures.

      • Rubyred 13/08/2019, 1:10 pm

        PP – I also make a habit of picking the politically correct actors as you do. I also note the lesbian kisses, the homosexual couples, the black & white couples, and all sorts of children appearing in the adverts. That is on our normal TV free to air. It sickens me to think that they think we are so gullible. I only have contempt for most of Hollywood now as they do not live in the real world and are showing their contempt for anyone Conservative and/or decent..

      • Aktosplatz 22/08/2019, 10:07 pm

        A Chinese, Frenchman, Englishman and a Pakistani are on holiday and enjoying the sights off the ‘End of the World Cliffs’ in Sagres , Portugal .

        They were standing at the edge of a cliff viewing the sea when the Chinese suddenly throws a wad of money off the cliff.

        “Why did you do that?” ask the others.

        “We have so much money in China and I can afford to do it” says the Chinese.

        “Ok” says the Frenchman and throws a bottle of champagne off the cliff into the sea, saying “We have so much champagne in France and I can afford to do it.”

        The Pakistani looks at the Englishman and says, “Don’t you f***ing dare!”

  • Pensioner Pete 10/08/2019, 11:22 am

    I have no doubts this matter regarding ‘ole Barnes will not be reported in the MSM for quite a few reasons, in particular the movie ‘High as Mike’ a presentation about the benefits of properly made medical cannabis oil for healing the human body. Having benefited from this marvel in removing myself from a ‘three years at best to live’ diagnosis to nil cancer at the location after four months of ingesting this miracle oil, is remarkable.

    The real deal is as per this recipe by Rick Simpson. Refers: https://www.marijuanabreak.com/rick-simpson-cannabis-oil

    ‘ole Barnes back-flip report:
    Refers: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7341771/Barnaby-Joyce-breaks-tells-medical-marijuana-campaigners-wont-support-legalisation.html?ito=rss-flipboard

    • Pensioner Pete 16/08/2019, 8:14 am

      Seems I was correct. The ‘ole Barnes backflip did not make it to the MSM, seems censorship is still in vogue to protect big pharma and the AMA.

  • Mikesc 11/08/2019, 5:20 pm

    Just wondering why they sent off the all black.
    Thye old daze…

    Argentina: Federico Mendez

    Mendez was a formidable talent who could play either prop or hooker for Argentina. He made his test debut as a teenager and in his second international, against England in 1990, he was sent off for flooring lock Paul Ackford.

    It all came about when English prop Jeff Probyn trampled on Mendez’s body and the teenager responded by attempting a Christmas Hold on his rival. Probyn then appeared to stand on the Puma’s neck or head.

    When an enraged Mendez got back to his feet, Probyn had moved several metres ahead on his dangerous march.

    Mendez saw Ackford nearby and – whether he thought the lock was the villain or not is unclear – floored him with a powerful right cross. Ackford took some time before he was resuscitated, helped to his feet and carried off Twickenham.

    Meanwhile Mendez, who won 74 caps and appeared at four World Cups, was sent off and easily beat his groggy opponent to the showers.

  • Bwana Neusi 12/08/2019, 12:05 pm

    Been out of touch for a couple of weeks traveling from Perth to Alice via the great central and Gun Barrel Highway. What is most irritating is the demand that as Aussies we need to apply for a permit to travel over a road across our country and paid for by us tax payers.
    Apartheid by stealth

    • Mike Sc 26/08/2019, 12:53 pm

      What’s the road like ? Sounds interesting.

  • Albert 14/08/2019, 11:33 am
    • Pensioner Pete 14/08/2019, 12:06 pm

      You are excused.

      However, those who really need a good dose of the truth, such as our MP’s, will continue to avoid the truth at any opportunity, on everything, in particular, China as so many of our MP’s are already bought and paid for.

  • Aktosplatz 14/08/2019, 9:49 pm

    Anthony Watts on the current so-called ‘Climate Emergency’

    14 minutes of ‘Real ‘ Science.

    https://wattsupwiththat.com/2019/08/12/my-video-presentation-at-iccc13/

  • Gregoryno6 17/08/2019, 9:58 am

    Remember all those people who swore they’d leave the US if Trump became President?
    Peter Fonda has just shown them how it’s done.

  • Aktosplatz 21/08/2019, 8:25 am

    1981 & 2005 – Were Two Interesting Years.

    Interesting Year 1981.

    1. Prince Charles got married.
    2. Liverpool were soccer Champions of Europe.
    3. Australia lost the Ashes.
    4. The Pope died.

    Interesting Year 2005.
    1. Prince Charles got married.
    2. Liverpool were soccer Champions of Europe.
    3. Australia lost the Ashes.
    4. The Pope died.

    Lesson to be learned:

    The next time Prince Charles gets married, someone should warn the Pope.

    • Neville 21/08/2019, 9:05 pm

      LOL!

    • Aktosplatz 22/08/2019, 10:16 pm

      At last, confirmation of ‘Murphy’s Law’ – with a wonderful Irish explanation

      Murphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor and it lands butter-side-up.
      He looks down in astonishment, for he knows that it’s a law of nature of the universe:-
      ‘that buttered toast always falls butter-down.’

      So he rushes round to the presbytery to fetch Father Flanagan.
      He tells the priest that a miracle has occurred in his kitchen.

      But he won’t say what it is, so he asks Father Flanagan to come and see it with his own eyes.
      He leads Father Flanagan into the kitchen and asks him what he sees on the floor.
      “Well,” says the priest, “it’s pretty obvious. Someone has dropped some buttered toast on the
      floor and then, for some reason, they flipped it over so that the butter was on top.”

      “No, Father, I dropped it and it landed like that!” exclaimed Murphy
      “Oh my Lord,” says Father Flanagan, “dropped toast never falls with the butter side up.

      It’s a mir….Wait… it’s not for me to say it’s a miracle.

      I’ll have to report this matter to the Bishop and he’ll have to deal with it.

      He’ll send some people round; to interview you, take photos, etc.”

      A thorough investigation is conducted, not only by the archdiocese but by scientists sent

      over from the Curia in Rome.

      No expense is spared.

      There is great excitement in the town as everyone knows that a miracle will bring in much

      needed tourism revenue.

      Then, after eight long weeks and with great fanfare, the Bishop announces the final ruling.

      “It is certain that some kind of an extraordinary event took place in Murphy’s kitchen,

      quite outside the natural laws of the universe.

      Yet the Holy See must be very cautious before ruling a miracle.

      All other explanations must be ruled out.
      Unfortunately, in this case, it has been declared ‘No Miracle’ because they think that Murphy

      may have buttered the toast on the wrong side!”

  • Pepperpete 21/08/2019, 6:37 pm

    Confirmed. Pedo Pell guilty. Good.

    • Albert 22/08/2019, 10:20 am

      I have no time for pedos however, there appears to be some opposition to the findings of the two judges. The third judge points out an alarming list of discrepancies that were either overlooked or ignored.

    • Bwana Neusi 22/08/2019, 3:57 pm

      Peppergate – long may you celebrate the legal travesty of the Neo Marxist victory over Christianity, but remember that with their allies in islam their future demands on you will make Stalin and Pol Pot look like Saints.

      • Captain Outrageous 24/08/2019, 7:04 am

        Long stretch BN. Do the crime do the time.

  • Aktosplatz 22/08/2019, 4:06 pm

    A loud mouth Texan sat on the barber’s chair

    “I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine.”

    The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the most beautiful breasts he had ever seen, knelt down and began to shine his shoes.

    The Texan said, “Honey, you and I should go spend the afternoon in a hotel room.”

    She replied, “Sorry, I’m married and I’d never be unfaithful to my husband.”

    The Texan said, “Tell him you’re working overtime and I’ll pay you the difference.”

    She said, “You tell him; you’re closer!

  • Pepperpete 23/08/2019, 8:26 am

    Would be world dictator George Soros’ finger prints all over this… “Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro has suggested that various non-governmental organizations (NGOs) are responsible for the recent spate of forest fires across the Amazon in a bid to undermine his administration and wider political agenda.” Breitbart News

  • Captain Outrageous 24/08/2019, 6:29 pm

    Burning of the Brazilan rainforest is the 21st Century equivalent of the Nazis burning down the Reichstag and blaming the Communists. Today its the Socialist NGO’s blaming the conservative Brazilian government. A pity our dumb left wing media dont read history.

  • Neville 25/08/2019, 10:46 am

    Yep.
    (also, *NGOs. No apostrophe)

  • Gregoryno6 25/08/2019, 2:02 pm

    Meanwhile, here in Western Australia…
    “It only took five minutes for the chaos to start at the 2019 WA Labor conference, and it would not have been much longer before Mr McGowan felt a combination of fury and fear.
    Fury, because years of effort to portray WA Labor as a united machine catastrophically fell apart by 9:05am at a meeting of what was supposed to be party faithful.”
    https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-08-25/wa-labor-conference-walkouts-are-mark-mcgowan-nightmare/11445398

    • Pensioner Pete 25/08/2019, 4:12 pm

      Gotta laugh. 🙂 Now for the Queensland Labor gabfest where factions are trying to toss Triad onto the scrapheap. Such fun, keep it rolling Labor, the outcomes of all this bluing should lead to the continuing collapse of the Leftards in this country.

    • Neville 26/08/2019, 9:17 pm

      Another laugh. You should hear McGowan’s efforts to paper over the crack today! “Families have disagreements. It’s all about thrashing out the best policy. Nothing to see here. Move along. Move along.”
      (I’ve paraphrased a bit)

  • Aktosplatz 26/08/2019, 9:40 am

    Looks as though ‘Quadrant’ is batting for George Pell. Worth a read., very enlightening, which confirms my doubt about the fairness of these trials by media in VicStan.

    “Double Standards in the Court of Appeal”

    https://quadrant.org.au/opinion/qed/2019/08/double-standards-in-the-court-of-appeal/

  • Albert 26/08/2019, 10:06 am

    It seems that the illogical assumptions presented by Ferguson and Maxwell were deliberate in order to achieve a pre-planned outcome for reasons that, to me, remain a mystery.

  • Neville 26/08/2019, 9:20 pm

    Yeah, I also wondered about that; the (admittedly small) possibility that the 2 judges of the appeal court actually developed a judgment that would almost guarantee that the issue goes to the high court.

  • seadogger 27/08/2019, 4:54 am

    I am disappointed that yesterday being National Dog Day we had no input from the dogs who have brought us much joy in the past

    • Neville 27/08/2019, 10:41 pm

      True, SD. But then, we get plenty of input these days from the dogs who bring us so much sorrow and despair in the present. Let’s see … Liebor, the Greeeens, MSM, …

  • Pensioner Pete 27/08/2019, 6:51 am

    I wait, with bated breath, for the MSM and ABC to headline this recent Supreme Court case outcome involving the ‘evidence’ of man made global warming and hockey sticks.

    https://www.naturalnews.com/2019-08-26-climate-change-hoax-collapses-as-michael-mann-bogus-hockey-stick-graph.html

    • Botswana O'Hooligan 27/08/2019, 7:06 am

      bate away for all yr worth mate ’cause they are never going to anything like that.

    • luk1955 27/08/2019, 8:12 am

      Natural News is one of my favorite web sites. Especially in health mattes, but I am in agreement with Adams on most of his political opinions.

  • Pepperpete 27/08/2019, 6:41 pm

    No English dictionary I can find has been able to adequately explain the difference between two words – “Complete” and “Finished”.

    Is it “complete”; Is it “finished” or is it “completely finished”?

    In a recent international competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best linguists in the world, Sambar Tilikaratna from Sri Lanka, was declared the winner on the final question. He received a standing ovation which lasted over 3 minutes.

    The Final Question was:
    ‘How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand? Many contestants said that there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.’

    Here is Sambar’s answer:

    “When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, YOU are COMPLETELY FINISHED!”

  • Gregoryno6 28/08/2019, 9:33 am

    “No sane person wants her in the race, which doesn’t stop her from getting the party’s full support, of course.”
    https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2019/08/hillary_is_lurking.html

    • Neville 29/08/2019, 1:23 am

      Gawd help me, I actually read the whole article! (good writer though!).
      And all I can say is … WTF!

  • Aktosplatz 28/08/2019, 10:24 am

    A real menace to our society are ‘soft’ magistrates. Because of a soft magistrate, Brisbane City Council were unable to stop another shutdown in the CBD due to more climate activism.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7400773/Traffic-chaos-Brisbanes-CBD-climate-activists-protest.html

  • Pepperpete 28/08/2019, 11:38 am

    These magistrates must be as dumb as dog shit. Do they actually believe the climate alarmist bullshit? These extreme left wing alarmists keep telling us their concern about global warming is all about man’s stewardship of the environment. They tell us that we should re-model out economic principals away from Capitalism and adopt ‘socially aware’ economic strategies (Socialism). BUT, the goal of environmental activists is not to save the world from ecological calamity but to destroy capitalism. Unfortunately for the Left the reality is that the ONLY economic model in the last 350 years that has ever worked at all, is capitalism. The evidence is prima facie: From a feudal order that lasted a thousand years, produced zero growth and kept workdays long and lifespans short the evidence is solid. Countries that have embraced free-market capitalism have enjoyed an economic system in which output has increased 70-fold, work days have been halved and lifespans doubled.

    • OPA 28/08/2019, 4:29 pm

      I bet the magistrate was a ‘She!’

    • Neville 29/08/2019, 1:37 am

      True, PP. A minor nomenclature thing:
      “capitalism” is a necessary requirement for ALL economic systems – all human societies require “capital”, otherwise that society would never advance beyond subsistence farming supplemented by hunter-gathering, as there would be no ‘saved’ or ‘reserved’ stores of food and tools (= capital) for each person to be able to eat while they worked to grow NEXT year’s crops. ALL economic systems; all. They all need “capital”.
      The difference with socialism and all the other controlled (totalitarian?) economies is that those societies do NOT have the absolute key, that one single shining thing that humans discovered, the diamond-hard critical parameter that’s responsible for MORE human development, health, food, increased lifespan, and satisfaction of wants: the “free market”. Totalitarians don’t have that, they can’t, it’s not part of the ideology. So their economies are a vicious spiral down to a miserable lowest common denominator for nearly every citizen except those that are ‘more equal than others’.
      So yes, you’re right, just a little amendment: not ‘free market capitalism’, just simply a “free market”. All societies need capital, some societies have those Power-and-Control privileged few who just take the accumulated capital from the population at large by the point of a gun.

  • Pepperpete 28/08/2019, 2:35 pm

    Time to ‘fess up’.
    With the imminent release of ‘Hiden Figures’ the movie about 3 NASA female mathematicians that helped John Glen get into space and return to earth safely, we need to come clean.
    You may as well know that Werner von Braun the ex Nazi SS rocket scientist, who was the Atlas of the US space program was actually a black man in disguise. The name”Braun” (brown in German) gives it away.
    What can I say?

    • Pepperpete 28/08/2019, 2:53 pm

      Shoulda mentioned on Netflix. All the Lefties will be watching.

  • Aktosplatz 28/08/2019, 4:31 pm

    Two good old boys, Mick & Paddy, are in the Army and have been promoted from Privates to Lance Corporals.

    Not long afterward, they’re out for a walk and Mick says, “Hey, Paddy, there’s the NCO Club; let’s you and me step in.”

    “But we’re only privates,” protests Paddy.

    “We’re Lance Corporals now,” says Mick, pointing to his stripe and pulling him inside. “Now, Paddy, I’m a-gonna sit down and have me a drink.”

    “But we’re privates,” says Paddy.

    “You blind, boy?” asks Mick, pointing again at his stripe. “We’re Lance Corporals now!”

    So they have their drink, and pretty soon one of the Army lasses comes up to Mick.

    “You’re cute,” she says, “and I’d like to date you, but I’ve got a bad case of gonorrhoea.”

    Mick pulls his friend to the side and whispers, “Paddy, go look in the dictionary and see what gonorrhoea means. If it’s okay, give me the okay sign.”

    So Paddy goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Mick the big Thumbs Up.

    Three weeks later Mick is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhoea.

    Mick says to Paddy, “Why did you give me the thumbs up?”

    “”Well Mick, in the dictionary, it says “gonorrhoea affects only the privates” and we’re Lance Corporals now.””

    • Pensioner Pete 28/08/2019, 5:25 pm

      🙂

  • Biking Voter 29/08/2019, 12:01 pm

    This morning I was milking a goat…
    Achmed got real mad at me …

    … He thought I was touching his chick

  • Pepperpete 31/08/2019, 8:38 am

    “Huawei is the greatest national security threat that America has ever faced—even greater than the threat of nuclear war—according to former White House chief strategist Stephen Bannon.”

    https://www.macrobusiness.com.au/2019/08/steve-bannon-on-huawei-hong-kong-and-claws-of-the-red-dragon/

  • OPA 31/08/2019, 11:37 am

    Unfortunately I have a glass eye, which I take out at night and put in a glass of water to soak it clean. Two weeks ago I woke up in the middle of the night with my mouth as dry as a bone. Sleepily I took a sip of water, but realised too late I had grabbed the wrong glass and swallowed my glass eye. For a whole week I waited for me to pass the wretched thing, but no luck! I went to the doctor and told him what happened. He told me to drop my pants and bend over while he had a look. “Sorry,’ he said, ‘I can’t see a thing!’
    “That’s funny,’ I replied, “I can see you clearly!’

    • Pensioner Pete 31/08/2019, 12:01 pm

      Another goodun. 🙂

  • Aktosplatz 31/08/2019, 9:52 pm

    PC Crabtree (TV Show :- ‘Allo ‘Allo)

    PC Crabtree was a British spy in France during WW2. He was disguised as a French Policeman. Unfortunately he couldn’t speak French, so he tried to “sound French” by speaking English, but he swapped the vowels around in his words to make him sound at least like a foreigner.

    This is what it was like:-

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGNVU5ZjlgA

    This should make ‘Micron’ happy and will help Brexit.

  • Pepperpete 01/09/2019, 9:46 am

    Trump’s 100% Right – Fox News is the Traitor. Fake news is everywhere now. Where to now?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gOl_aMp2Aw

  • Pensioner Pete 02/09/2019, 6:43 am

    Why on earth do the National Party have Michael McCormack as their leader when he says, does and hears nothing, whilst the Nationals have David Littleproud who is kicking goals, and it seems, the only National to give the states a good kick up the posterior over their failure to build dams and drought proofing infrastructure. Refers: https://www.9news.com.au/national/state-governments-slammed-for-lacking-dams/dba63d4d-7016-4155-b50a-075e451f0fb6

  • Aktosplatz 02/09/2019, 9:38 am

    “The Contradictions of the Choirboy”

    latest revelation about the George Pell Case

    https://quadrant.org.au/opinion/qed/2019/09/the-contradictions-of-the-choirboy/

    • Neville 03/09/2019, 10:04 pm

      Windschuttle at his analytical best

  • seadogger 03/09/2019, 6:50 am

    Well AJ is still beating the drum for the Tamils this morning. Yet no mention of the detail re their past. AJ is setting himself up to being blown out of the water by Dutton who will not miss him with both barrels.
    Expect further drops in your ratings Alan. We are witnessing the process of the old adage..” You make the bed you must lie in”

  • OPA 03/09/2019, 5:20 pm

    Early one morning I got outside in my backyard to get some fresh air. Suffering from a heavy cold breathing was difficult and I knew I had a big swat of mucus stuck down in my throat. Then some garden rubbish was thrown over the fence by my new English neighbor. He only moved in a month ago, but already had to be asked to move his car out of my driveway, which at the time he thought was me being ridiculous. He pointed out that his wife had parked her car in their driveway and therefore he had to park here. When I insisted he get his car out, he rolled his eyes and mumbling something about wogs thinking they own the place and he moved his car on the street, but in front of my house. I just shrugged and went inside, wondering whether this guy was going to be a problem.
    And there he was, a week later, tossing his garden refuse over the fence. A problem alright!
    ‘Hey,’ I croaked hoarsely, ‘what’re doing?’ as I ran over to the pile of grass and branches on top of my precious roses.
    ‘You again? What is it this time?’ He sneered. He leaned over the fence and continued to berate and insult me in his whining, high voice, while tossing just handfuls of rubbish over. ‘What are you going to do about it?’ he sneered.
    I suddenly had a coughing fit and brought up a big gob of thick slime. Without thinking and mad as hell I took a deep breath and spit it forcefully at his face.It had an unintended but great result, as it landed straight in his still open, smirking mouth!
    His eyes bulged as he stood there, frozen in horror and then yelled: ‘ I’m not gofing do zwelluw, I’m nod gofing to spiddid oud, I’ m gg…, gofing straight do de polize .’ and ran back to his house.
    He’s been a good neighbor ever since. All I need to do is loudly clear my throat while I park my car in his driveway because my wife always comes home just before me, and he disappears inside his home. Well, where else can I park, being a wog who thinks he owns the place?

    • Pepperpete 06/09/2019, 2:02 pm

      Never before in my 70 years of observing, participating in and writing about revolting people and deeds have I ever heard a story like this. Truly is a ‘Gobb Too Far’.

  • seadogger 04/09/2019, 7:01 am

    Me thinks it is about time Prince Harry was told to pull his head in re his latest attempt re pushing the climate change barrow. Multiple jet flights around the world (charters) creating more toxic gasses. Seems Miss Markle has a fancy for jets ..wonder if she knows any thing about the Lolita Express
    Harry stick to the Invictus games ..you were doing a great job there but seemed to have been redirected by the map of Tasmania.

    • Aktosplatz 05/09/2019, 1:42 pm

      I think there’s more to this than their virtue signalling.Consider:-

      1. Harry has never been allowed to meet or speak to Megan’s father, Thomas. Never met him.

      2. When Harry announced his engagement to MM he said she was joining a family which was ‘something she never had.’ What’s all that about?

      3. The British public, who fund Harry and Megan, have only seen part-photos of their son, Archie,the Christening was a secret, yet apparently they ‘can’t wait to show Archie to the people of South Africa.’

      These two are running away from something in Meghan’s past. (Harry’s past ain’t the best either.)

      BTW Africans generally take a very dim view of parents being excluded by their kids. They see it as very disrespectful, (and so do I)

  • seadogger 04/09/2019, 8:01 pm

    Seems like Mrs Ed has her tail between her hindquarters and going for cover..nothing to see here

  • seadogger 06/09/2019, 6:31 am

    The miserable ghost from Point Piper owns a fair chunk of the water flowing down the Murray/Darling system.. insider trading me thinks. The stink of the TURD lives on

  • Mike Sc 06/09/2019, 12:09 pm

    Should Steve Smith be moved into the PM’s spot or at least GG ?

    • Graham Richards 06/09/2019, 6:53 pm

      Then who is going to humiliate the Pom cricket team?

  • Pepperpete 06/09/2019, 2:12 pm

    While,
    Students in Hong Kong are oppose the brutal totalitarian Chinese government and defending their freedoms by facing the violent onslaught from police and mercenary Tong gangs, laying their lives on the line for democracy.
    Australian students turn their backs on our hard won freedoms, embrace the mindless slavery of Socialism, defacing our democratic laws and gluing themselves into the pages of history as mindless zealots. Followers of fairytale climate science.

  • Aktosplatz 06/09/2019, 5:22 pm

    I see Mugabe has just died. Good riddance.

    • Aktosplatz 06/09/2019, 5:42 pm

      I haven’t said anything else except to mention the vomit inducing messages of tribute of him and to see how history has been rewritten. Quite incredible and nauseating.

    • Pensioner Pete 06/09/2019, 6:32 pm

      He didn’t die early enough the ars$^&le. His legacy is of course, Rhodesia destroyed and we can thank the UN tossers for putting the murdering scumbag there.

  • Graham Richards 06/09/2019, 6:52 pm

    Mugabe!!

    Ding Dong the son of a bitch is dead!

    His name should never, ever be mentioned again.

    His legacy is South Africa’s future.

    • Muphin 10/09/2019, 7:29 am

      Graham, South Africa has NO future. Mugabe:- Why bother burying him?? Feed him to the pigs, it will save a lot of shovel time.

      • Aktosplatz 10/09/2019, 8:59 am

        No, no Muphin, I like my bacon and my pork too much, so I don’t want it contaminated. There’s enough crocodiles to dispose any unwanted waste.

  • Botswana O'Hooligan 07/09/2019, 1:10 pm

    On drug testing. A pharmaceutical mob called Merck, Sharp, and Dhome used to travel outback Queensland flogging drugs and stuff to doctors, pharmacies, dentists, etc. and I used to haul them around from time to time. They had this new wonder test for pregnancy back in the early sixties whereby an amount of some magic elixir was put in a glass jar or beaker, rain water or local water was added, a drop of fake urine then added, and the fluid changed colour indicating pregnancy. Trouble was that the fluid changed colour before the drop of fake urine was added thus proving all the water in outback Queensland was pregnant. Merck took the product back to the drawing board.

  • Pensioner Pete 08/09/2019, 1:54 pm

    More Queensland Labor Government gross incompetence and indifference, with bush-fires out of control yet again.

    Let us not forget, the huge devastating bush-fires last year which resulted in a report created by the Labor State Government, (forced to by the Federal Government) to investigate why the fires happened and how the fires could be prevented in future. The completed report languishes in a pigeon hole of the Queensland Labor Government which refuses to table this document in Parliament.

    The weak as dishwater LNP just don’t have what it takes to expose this incompetence or to force this Labor Government to reveal the report publicly.

    Current disastrous fires happening in Queensland which prove beyond doubt the Queensland Labor Government incompetence and indifference to regional and rural Queensland.

    Refers: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-09-08/bushfires-community-donations-generosity-victims-firefighters/11489864 And https://www.9news.com.au/national/queensland-bushfires-heat-homes-lost-severe-conditions-stanthorpe-binna-burra-sarabah-applethorpe-news/848b900f-9085-46b7-a644-caf77d0fec06

    • Pensioner Pete 08/09/2019, 3:43 pm

      Shoulda known. Triad blames bush fires on ‘Climate change’, FFS, anything to divert from Labor Government incompetence. Refers: https://au.news.yahoo.com/qld-bushfires-linked-climate-change-053117668–spt.html

    • Pepperpete 11/09/2019, 6:44 pm

      Both major political parties are in it for how much they can stuff into their pockets before being thrown out be a disgusted electorate. Unfortunately, nothing changes when the other mob get in. Time for a ‘cleansing’.

  • Captain Outrageous 09/09/2019, 6:17 am

    Britain. Where even Conservatives are socialists. From world power to world joke.

  • Pepperpete 09/09/2019, 6:31 pm

    Lionel Nation – Why Left wing Messaging Owns Every Medium and Platform and How They’ve Played the Right As Chumps
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpFzZexJmHM

    Ain’t it the truth. Conservatives are f—–d

  • Aktosplatz 10/09/2019, 8:57 am

    More on the George Pell case which makes his conviction all the more suss.

    https://quadrant.org.au/opinion/qed/2019/09/where-the-pell-judgment-went-fatally-wrong/

  • Aktosplatz 10/09/2019, 11:49 am

    I am very confused concerning Brexit, considering the fiasco unfolding in front of us.

    It seems the House of Commons has basically shoved the PM (Boris Johnson) aside and cobbled legislation to prohibit a No Deal Brexit.

    The Queen is expected to sign this into law (The Royal Assent) tonight.

    But that’s against the advice of her PM, Boris Johnson, how can this be if she has to follow the advice of her Prime Minister in the first place?

    Surely the time has come for her to call ‘Enough’, dissolve Parliament, and call a General Election?

    If the Monarch stands by and does nothing, we might as well be a Republic with a President with some gumption.

    This is ridiculous.

    • DT 11/09/2019, 5:16 pm

      The Monarch has no power, the Parliament through the Government and Prime Minister are constitutionally in control, the Queen follows advice.

      At this time democracy is being severely tested by rogue politicians.

    • Pepperpete 11/09/2019, 6:56 pm

      I believe we are witnessing the end of a once great empire. Given the muslim invasion that has occurred over the past 40 years and the adoption of socialist policies by successive governments has seen the once proud bulldog British nation turned into weak minded welfare dependent pussies.
      Nigel Farage might be the only glimmer of hope BoJo has of saving his Brexit. Who knows.

    • Neville 11/09/2019, 8:43 pm

      Parliamentary monarchy – crown is more or less a figurehead – BUT with certain reserve powers designed to cut through deadlocks and parliamentary crises.

  • Pepperpete 11/09/2019, 7:59 am

    So, you ask, ‘What is this climate change bullshit all about?”. It’s about destroying our industry; about undermining our industrial base and about destroying the West and giving the barbarians the upper hand. By signing up to renewable energies our stupid politicians and the morons in charge of our industries who have gone along with demands for lower emissions, have without realising it set us on the path to economic and cultural suicide.

    https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/09/10/delingpole-climate-hysteria-is-destroying-germanys-car-industry/

  • Pepperpete 11/09/2019, 4:47 pm

    Epstein victim come forward: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKbOJrHUkvM

  • DT 11/09/2019, 5:14 pm

    Coal is “here to stay”. That’s the message from the NSW Government following a major policy announcement this morning.

    Legislation is being prepared to prolong the life of the state’s coal-fired power stations and support new mines.

    This would address coal supply issues at the Mt Piper plant near Lithgow, which produces about 15 per cent of the state’s electricity.

    Energy Minister Matt Kean tells Ray Hadley his priority is securing supply.

    “Coal is absolutely here to stay, for decades to come, in New South Wales.

    “All my policy decisions will be driven by two objectives; keeping the lights on and driving power prices down.

    “That’s exactly what we’re going to do.”

    But the Minister insisted the government won’t building new power supply sources itself, whether that’s coal, renewables or otherwise.

    “With regard to building new generation in NSW, we’re not going to pick a winner.

    “There are plenty of opportunities for the market to decide these things.”

  • Pensioner Pete 12/09/2019, 6:46 am

    I note the Brisbane markets have run out of lettuce, apparently all bought up by the Queensland Magistrates Courts in readiness for savagely punishing with wet lettuce leaves, all those teenagers caught lighting the recent devastating bushfires.

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