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 I’m going to swim to work—so get stuffed!

12.07.19.  Sydneysider Peter Dunne is sick of public transport and has decided to swim across Sydney harbour to work. They say he is a father too. You can bet, now that he has told the ABC, that there will be coppers on both sides of the harbour, coppers in boats, a flotilla of RMS jokers and of course countless stickybeaks whipping up the water that could see the poor bugger drowned. The only appliance not mentioned is a harpoon boat. Ah, you can’t do anything these days.
Peter Dunne, like most Sydneysiders, is tired of the daily grind of commuting — so he’s planning a very different way of getting to work. The 48-year-old father wants to ditch public transport and make the most of the iconic Harbour by swimming to his job. The long-distance swimmer believes it’s an achievable goal and is in the throes of negotiating safety issues — and his wife’s approval.

Source: Paige Cockburn, (her real name) ABC

Meet the man who wants to swim across Sydney Harbour to work every day

Instead of grabbing his Opal card before leaving his Cremorne Point home, Mr Dunne is aiming to pick up his goggles and waterproof backpack and head down to the water.
He will then swim the 1.5 kilometres across the Harbour, hop out at Mrs Macquarie’s Chair on the edge of the Royal Botanic Gardens and walk to work.
“The idea came when I realised I wasn’t going to make the ferry home, and I looked across and could see where I needed to be and thought, I could be home in 20 minutes if I just swam,” he says.
A swim teacher at Andrew Boy Charlton Pool, Mr Dunne has absolute confidence in his ability to cross the busy waterway, but admits most people think he is nuts.
As he prepares to dive in for this interview, even a passing stranger yells out to him: “Nutter!”
His wife, Kate, says he first told her about the idea when they started dating in 2013 — they married in 2016 — and she has been fighting it ever since.
“He told me, ‘I wanna be able to commute to work by swimming’, and my first thought was you’re going to be fodder for the Manly Ferry … you are going to be chewed up,” she said.
A Roads and Maritime Services (RMS) spokesperson told the ABC that although it was not technically illegal to swim across Sydney Harbour, it was not recommended.
“It could end up causing major issues for ferries and shipping, as a swimmer may present an obstruction to navigation,” they said.
“This would be deemed an offence under marine legislation.”
RMS and NSW Police officers have the power to issue a safety direction, or order someone out of the water if it is deemed unsafe.
It is also an offence to enter the Botanic Gardens via the sea wall.
But Mr Dunne considers the plan risk-free and is not fazed about swimming in the Harbour waters.
As a child, he regularly swam from Cremorne Point to Kirribilli to get sausage rolls at the wharf shop, and another pastime was swimming in the wake of ferries with friends.
Mr Dunne says it will be easy to time his commute around passing vessels, and using a fluorescent flotation device will make him stand out.
“You’ll be that weird guy all the tourists look and point at,” Mrs Dunne says.
But he is concerned about causing any alarm in one of the busiest waterways in the southern hemisphere.
“I would never, ever want to disrupt those operating ships or ferries … their job is hard enough as it is without some idiot in the water.
“I would really hate to waste someone’s time, so that’s what stops me.”
“That and you might get divorced,” his wife adds.
Mr Dunne says he has friends who are skippers and deckhands on ferries but, wisely, he has never discussed his idea with them.

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  • Botswana O'Hooligan 12/07/2019, 7:54 am

    Why doesn’t he get a dingy and outboard?

    • Penguinite 12/07/2019, 8:42 am

      Ah! But then the Authorities would be able to subject him to the full powers of Licensing and navigation requirements!

      • Biking Voter 12/07/2019, 8:53 am

        Not if he stayed under 10 knots and didn’t exceed 5 horsepower and a boat under 5.5 metres doesn’t need rego. In NSW no licence required if those conditions are met, therefore no legal requirement to be aware of navigation rules.

  • Biking Voter 12/07/2019, 8:54 am

    An RMS spokesparrot said it was not technically illegal to swim across Sydney Harbour. Wanna bet that as soon as this bloke does it they will then make it illegal.

    • TommyGun 12/07/2019, 7:41 pm

      Yeah BV; I could see that coming a mile off!!

  • Lorraine 12/07/2019, 9:41 am

    Its a joke when the vermin can block the Streets in Brisbane and the Police are no where to be seen, if this man swam the Harbour he would be jailed.

  • wal1957 12/07/2019, 10:12 am

    This dickhead should be forced to pay any costs re his safety, and/or rescue should it be required!

    • TommyGun 12/07/2019, 7:43 pm

      And if he doesn’t need it?
      Maybe another dickhead will keep his mouth shut?

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