That is a goodun. LOL.
Shit myself laughing.
More paper please!
That is surely more like Australia and Australians than fighting in supermarkets over toilet rolls is. A ripper from someone with a sense of proportion.
The best true fact “their ABC” has put out in decades!!!!
Like that in the UK as well!
I really hope this ‘negotiated withdrawal’ goes a lot better than the withdrawal the Brits ‘negotiated’ with the Afghans back in the 1800s, where one solitary Brit officer, a doctor, made it, still alive, to the Indian border. There’s a quite famous painting out there depicting his arrival at the British border fort. Maybe some reader can find it and post a link here.
The Taliban will not be able to resist humiliating the Americans, just as their forefathers did the British, with some major military defeat before the last US troops leave.
It’s what Afghans do – and will always do.
well done best i have heard for a long time
The guidance is that you should sneeze into your elbow – this bog-roll panic just demonstrates that Ozzies don’t know their arse from their elbow.
Best laugh i had in week’s
Made us laugh so much, we almost shit ourselves, which in a time of bog roll shortages is somewhat self-defeating. But apart from this negative side-effect, it’s a brilliant piece of poetry. Even in our darkest hours, a sense of humour is sometimes the only way forwards! A dirty bum can indeed be fun!
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