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 An Obituary published in the London Times

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years.
No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
– Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
– Why the early bird gets the worm;
– Life isn’t always fair;
– And maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn’t defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death,
-by his parents, Truth and Trust,
-by his wife, Discretion,
-by his daughter, Responsibility,
-and by his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 5 stepchildren;
– I Know My Rights
– I Want It Now
– Someone Else Is To Blame
– I’m A Victim
– Pay me for Doing Nothing
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
{ 7 comments… add one }
  • Pensioner Pete 03/03/2020, 8:37 am

    How true.

  • Big Al 03/03/2020, 9:03 am

    Tom Paine ‘dunnit’, 200 years ago and little has changed – for the better – since then; we’ve just got dumber, exponentially, because ‘we’ have let the @ssholes takeover.

  • DT 03/03/2020, 9:08 am

    Common sense was changed to uncommon sense.

  • DT 03/03/2020, 3:25 pm

    When the third Doctor Who died.

    Farewell then Jon Pertwee.

    Who he, he Who.

  • John 03/03/2020, 3:50 pm

    Saw that hanging up in the excellent Museum in Gulgong years ago. It impressed me with its commonsense but also that some damn social justice warrior hadn,t forced it,s taking down. I thoroughly recommend the Museum if you are passing through and the Prince of Wales Pub makes an excellent Schnitty. It’s an ambition of mine that as I travel, by myself now, that I try a Schnitty in every Pub. The best so far? Probably the Imperial Hotel,Wee Waa.

  • Tony H 03/03/2020, 8:31 pm

    Common sense was never very common! Unfortunately now we live in the age of the stupid! There are way too many examples to list here, you only need to watch the nightly news and listen to those who pretend to be elected representatives!

  • JK. 04/03/2020, 11:21 am

    Tony H. yea you got that right.

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