Oh dear, worse than a wardrobe malfunction, a make-up malfunction.
Justin Trudeau’s false eyebrows came unstuck.
So what, some might say, he is a good looking man, but that’s what they said about Michel Obama, and that puts his gender up for discussion.
Other questions have arisen – Does too much soy cause men to lose their eyebrows? Dr. Etienne Pilgarlic of the Quebec Pilgarlics says, “No.” Inattention to the correct amount of glue is the reason in this case. “Mr Trudeau’s eyebrows are finely crafted from Genuine Imported Obama Public Hair and, as we have seen, very little sticks to Obama. I blame 3M myself, they have known about this problem for years.”
It is rumoured that the Canadian Nancy has defiantly stated that irrespective of his eyebrows coming unglued at G7, his adherence to his banal, vacuous, neo-Commie, “pie in the sky” ideology, will never come unglued, never. Perhaps it is true. It certainly sounds like the way he puts his foot in every statement.
Personally I believe that false eyebrows suit him, they resonate so well with what the rest of him is – fake.
At first we all thought here that it was a black caterpillar crawling down to his mouth because it smelt the bullshit. So we rang a few people in Canada but no-one is answering their phones any more.
However, we were able to speak to leading psychiatrist, Dr. Pierre Pilgarlic of the Toronto Pilgarlics: “Mr. Trudeau is a heavily conflicted man. His wife makes him pluck his eyebrows to look like a little boy, but his Muslim supporters demand that he have jet black heavy eyebrows to look more manly.”
We leave the last word with WaPo, in a scorching editorial they blamed Trump for Trudeau’s misfortune – Trump was browbeating him!