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Faux brows on forehead of foolish Frenchman, flabbergasts French-Canadians!

Faux brows on forehead of foolish Frenchman flabbergasts French-Canadians!

Oh dear, worse than a wardrobe malfunction, a make-up malfunction.

Justin Trudeau’s false eyebrows came unstuck.

So what, some might say, he is a good looking man, but that’s what they said about Michel Obama, and that puts his gender up for discussion.

Other questions have arisen – Does too much soy cause men to lose their eyebrows? Dr. Etienne Pilgarlic of the Quebec Pilgarlics says, “No.” Inattention to the correct amount of glue is the reason in this case. “Mr Trudeau’s eyebrows are finely crafted from Genuine Imported Obama Public Hair and, as we have seen, very little sticks to Obama. I blame 3M myself, they have known about this problem for years.”

It is rumoured that the Canadian Nancy has defiantly stated that irrespective of his eyebrows coming unglued at G7, his adherence to his banal, vacuous, neo-Commie, “pie in the sky” ideology, will never come unglued, never. Perhaps it is true. It certainly sounds like the way he puts his foot in every statement.

Personally I believe that false eyebrows suit him, they resonate so well with what the rest of him is – fake.

At first we all thought here that it was a black caterpillar crawling down to his mouth because it smelt the bullshit. So we rang a few people in Canada but no-one is answering their phones any more.

However, we were able to speak to leading psychiatrist, Dr. Pierre Pilgarlic of the Toronto Pilgarlics: “Mr. Trudeau is a heavily conflicted man. His wife makes him pluck his eyebrows to look like a little boy, but his Muslim supporters demand that he have jet black heavy eyebrows to look more manly.”

We leave the last word with WaPo, in a scorching editorial they blamed Trump for Trudeau’s misfortune – Trump was browbeating him!

{ 12 comments… add one }
  • Pensioner Pete 12/06/2018, 6:15 am

    Given 3M is a US company which likely supports Trump, perhaps this is 3M’s way of revenge on behalf of Trump.

  • Zoltan 12/06/2018, 6:34 am

    There’s a Kevin “Bloody” Wilson song about a word that’s taboo in Canada, now it’s easy to see why.

  • Graham Richards 12/06/2018, 6:35 am

    I always thought he was a little cock-eyed!

    • Joe Blogs 12/06/2018, 1:07 pm

      So was mother Margaret.

  • bushwanker 12/06/2018, 8:05 am

    He’s just like his mother, nutty as a fruit cake. vanity is a form of insanity.

  • Popular Front 12/06/2018, 8:07 am

    Well I’ve heard about toupees, I’ve heard about merkins, I know that women wear wigs often but I have NEVER heard of a man wearing false eyebrows. For what possible reason? A young fella down at my local suffers from alopeciea but he was OK with it and didn’t try to hide it and nobody teased him about it either because he was – and is – a good bloke. But false eyebrows? Really.

    • Joe Blogs 12/06/2018, 8:37 am

      Heard of droopy eyelid syndrome too; but never droopy eyebrow syndrome – until now. Fake bloke, fake eyebrow.

  • Albert 12/06/2018, 9:03 am

    Trudeau wasn’t the only fake in that useless group of non-achievers.

    • Lorraine 12/06/2018, 12:42 pm

      wait on Albert they a self achievers, much the same as Malcolm Turnbull, he must be Livid he did not qualify for the G7. another waste of oxygen and time, but like memo’s ( from management) this make them appear like they are doing (something)

  • Cliff 12/06/2018, 9:21 am

    I cannot understand why everyone doesn’t call him ‘Fidel’, because, fake eyebrows or not, one look at him and the two men reputed to be his father and the answer is clear which one is.

    …and it ain’t Pierre.

    • Joe Blogs 12/06/2018, 9:07 pm

      That should raise a few eyebrows.

  • Clarion Call 12/06/2018, 8:06 pm

    The Gay Mardi Gras goonberries will surely make The Eyebrow Toupee Kid their main attraction next year. He is the quintessential pretend-male poof ready made for such an event. What a queasy little effeminate jerkoff. And we think Maldumble Trumble is a POS! This crapweasel is an bigger pile than our village idiot.

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