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The gay KLM’s.

Umm. That didn’t go well KLM.

Dear, oh dear. The Non Compos Mentis Award goes to the Dutch this week.
Well, to Royal Dutch Airlines.
Being hippy and diverse and accepting and all that, and wanting to show their support for homosexuals, Royal Dutch sent out a tweet saying, “It doesn’t matter who you click with.”

Unfortunately, they emphasised their love for gays by including this image, (the text was added by someone else.)

So Royal Dutch are showing their support for gays “clicking” by… showing seat belt buckles that couldn’t possibly “click” because one’s the same as the other?

Is there a word for saying something that actually proves the opposite of what you meant?

A Dutch uncle is harsh and severe, the opposite of what you want an uncle to be, a Dutch treat is when you make your guest pay her share, a Dutch wife is anything but. Perhaps proving your opponent’s case could be called Dutch argument.

And does commenting on it make you a homophobe? Must remember to ask Gillian Triggs.

Commenters asked what do you do if Royal Dutch gave you one of the first two seat belts – tie the ends together in an emergency? Borrow somebody’s soldering iron? Use a few drops of Araldite? Email a big increase in your accident insurance policy?

KLM’s new slogan? Fly Royal Dutch Airlines, where your only chance of surviving a crash is buckling up the heterosexual way.

{ 9 comments… add one }
  • Joe Blogs 12/08/2017, 6:47 am

    Shouldn’t the male bits be wearing condoms?

  • Lorraine 12/08/2017, 8:49 am

    Sweet making seat belts Gay with rainbow stripes it may remind all out there of the male/female roll in the scheme of even seatbelts. hope they do not colour the screws and bolts with no washers to hold the plane together, well they can rivet everything I guess

  • Bushkid 12/08/2017, 9:18 am

    Oh, the (presumably unintended) irony. 🙂

  • luk1955 12/08/2017, 9:31 am

    Sick, totally sick.

  • Biking Voter 12/08/2017, 9:42 am

    Why is the heterosexual seatbelt also done in gaybow stripes?

    • Neville 12/08/2017, 10:49 am

      Due to the abnormal sexuality folks’ attempts to make it appear that people of ALL types of sexuality are approving and even desirous of the destruction of the traditional family, and the perversion of children of “marriages” of the same abnormal and perverted people (about 2% or less of the population).

  • Maryanne 12/08/2017, 9:50 am

    Now that’s an own goal. Only the male-female lock actually works!

    • Neville 12/08/2017, 10:50 am

      Pretty much like the life of normal humans, eh what? (/s)

    • Lorraine 12/08/2017, 11:24 am

      but we knew that.

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