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Qantas executive’s boyfriend is 13 months pregnant

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aaQantas executive’s boyfriend is 13 months pregnantaaaa

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  • Lorraine 01/04/2018, 7:45 am

    yeah yeah ,but did I believe you

  • Ivan Ackeroff 01/04/2018, 8:43 am

    & here’s me thinking they would use protection.

  • Gregoryno6 01/04/2018, 8:50 am

    Got me that time!

  • Eliza 01/04/2018, 9:24 am

    Good one, but like Lorraine , did I believe you?

  • Pensioner Pete 01/04/2018, 9:36 am

    More likely a beer gut. 😉

  • nev 01/04/2018, 9:40 am

    I wont be surprised when he is 37 months pregnant, celebrated by the Trumbles and lauded by their ABC.

  • Biking Voter 01/04/2018, 9:54 am

    I already knew that, that’s old news. 🌈👶……….😛 damned rainbow babies

  • Deano 01/04/2018, 10:55 am

    Thank God it’s only an April Fools gag. Imagine what the puppies would look like.

  • Bwana Neusi 01/04/2018, 11:19 am

    Elephants, hippos and giraffes, to name a few have gestation periods of thirteen months or more.
    It makes you wonder about the mating habits of leprechauns

    • Neville 02/04/2018, 1:24 am

      Elephants .. couple of years, BN? Not sure but ..
      [Asian elephant: 18 – 22 months, African bush elephant: 22 months. MM Ed.]

      • Neville 02/04/2018, 11:30 am

        Cool, ta.

  • Clarion Call 01/04/2018, 11:49 am

    BN: Chauns of the Lepre kind are forbidden from mating as nature intended. I’ve been told that Gnometics is the official and sole DNA-linking technique for baby-making among the tiny, weeney people. Is this ridgey didge? Dunno!

  • bushwanker 01/04/2018, 3:12 pm

    Joyce keeps pumping him with his fudge packer but so far, no kid. He must be doing it wrong.

    • Joe Blogs 01/04/2018, 7:48 pm

      Wrong time of the month.

  • Neville 02/04/2018, 1:25 am

    YOUSE GUYS ARE JUST AWFUL! …
    (secretly LOL bigtime!)

    • Joe Blogs 02/04/2018, 11:04 am

      Well if you logged on earlier, you could be just as awful, Nev.

      • Neville 02/04/2018, 11:31 am

        True! Jealous I missed out, etc … LOL

      • Joe Blogs 02/04/2018, 8:25 pm

        Get proactive, mate.

        Send the happy couple a thermometer and litmus paper to get the environment right. And an expendable rabbit.

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