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I’m going to stand outside, if anybody asks for me I’m outstanding

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  • Bh 17/04/2017, 6:54 am

    King of dad jokes!

    • Wallace 17/04/2017, 7:44 am

      BH, I notice your poke at MM editors above and your snide comment for the same section last week. Normally your comments are well thought out but your lack of humour is wanting. The editors work damned hard to produce the amount and content for our pleasure and instruction seven days each week. If you think the sayings in question are “dad” jokes and “not satire” why don’t you send a few that strikes your sense of humour instead of being a nasty grouch?

      • Bh 17/04/2017, 1:12 pm

        And there I thought I was metaphorically chortling at the topic, not being a snidey old grouch! Never mind, I can cop it.

        And I have nothing against dad jokes. In fact, my dad jokes all the time! Geddit?!

    • FrancisC 17/04/2017, 7:57 am

      Just wondering, BH, old mate if you found Ed. Chaucer’s Easter trip down memory lane like something from “The Age?” Time for your happy pills!

      • Moree 17/04/2017, 9:02 am

        Lighten up, Bh. There’s a good chap.

      • Bh 17/04/2017, 1:32 pm

        The Age would never, ever print something as entertaining as Chaucer’s piece.

        And please don’t insult the MM editors. As if people would need happy pills when reading MM!

      • Bh 17/04/2017, 6:09 pm

        Addendum to the above comment on happy pills: Well except when reading about Turnbull’s latest do-nothingity.

  • Bushwanker 17/04/2017, 8:39 am

    Mr Ed, I don’t contribute much to this blog other than using it to vent my dislike for Muslims, homosexuals, Greens & progressive politicians who believe they were put into parliament because of the purity of their consciences but I must point out a glaring typo on the intro page which I’m sure others have noticed but were too respectful to mention….Askes???

  • Zoltan 17/04/2017, 2:52 pm

    My mum always said that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.

    Wonderful wife and mother
    Hopeless thoracic surgeon

  • FrancisC 17/04/2017, 6:18 pm

    BH. Good man. MMers are very protective of their Editors. So, we’re all good mates again, in joyful mirth, of course! My happy pills stop functioning at the sight and sound of the waffler.

    • Bh 17/04/2017, 8:29 pm

      We MMers are all good mates
      We laugh along in joyful mirth
      At all the things our eds do write
      And prize them more than Will Wordsworth.

      Bh (Mrs)

  • Topsy 21/04/2017, 8:43 am

    Turnbull can’t lay claim to standing outside and being outstanding. His method, like all sewer rats, is to borrow inside while always treacherous, a coward and an overwhelming dill in the dark cast by people’s backs.

  • Lorraine 21/04/2017, 4:14 pm

    Malcolm Turnbull has left the Liberal Party and he is now PM and has a new Logo a big “M”….well we knew he was no Liberal, is he mad. Are the front Bench and the back benchers all herding under the big “M” next he will put up golden arches and attach his big M with the Macca’s logo….way to go Turnbull, you truly are useless

    • Joe Blogs 22/04/2017, 9:12 am

      The “M” stands for ME!

      A bit like muhammad ali’s poem:

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