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Fitting words for a headstone

Fitting words for a political headstone

“It’s hard to identify a problem in Australia today which has not been caused or made worse by our ruling politicians.” (David Flint)

Hence Morning Mail’s comparison—Trump’s “Midas Touch” and Turnbull’s “faecal Touch!”

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  • luk1955 11/07/2018, 7:07 am

    Should be a mandatory headstone for any elected politician in the last 30 years.

  • luk1955 11/07/2018, 7:09 am

    luk1955: It is impossible to find a problem in Australia today which has been free of any treasonous political influence.

  • Penguinite 11/07/2018, 7:59 am

    “He came and went”

  • Pensioner Pete 11/07/2018, 8:32 am

    I prefer to see headstones in place right now, above recently filled graves, for the current bunch of corrupt scum known as Australian politicians.

  • Cliff 11/07/2018, 8:52 am

    Pen, if I may add to your comment: “He came, he gouged, and he went. And then continued to gouge in retirement until both he and his widow died.””

  • Joe Blogs 11/07/2018, 10:13 am

    Flint should’ve added, “particularly since 24 November 2007”.

  • Biking Voter 11/07/2018, 10:57 am

    Thanks for coming ….. even more thanks for going. You won’t be missed

  • Joe Blogs 11/07/2018, 12:08 pm

    Instead of traditional headstones, Rudd, Gillard and Trumble deserve long, stainless steel, self-flushing monuments at which we (well, blokes at least) can pay their respects.

  • Clarion Call 11/07/2018, 12:39 pm

    Borrowing somewhat from the late, great comedian, Spike Milligan’s pithy headstone: “I told them I was a crook” should be a fitting un-tribute for most of our pollies. At least, then they would be where they can do no further damage.

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